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Shake It

November 7, 2011 // Posted in Sexuality, TV (Tags: , , , , , ) |  Comments Off on Shake It

Stayed up too late and the TV had nothing but infomercials on most of the channels. I saw a commercial for an exercise apparatus called the shake weight. I was, like, “WTF?” It is a shaker for women to supposedly tone their arms. Get real. Its for women to get practice jerking off a guy. I guess the guys got tired of the girls saying that it took too long for them to get off cause their arms get tired.

Stoplight Party

October 2, 2011 // Posted in People, Sexuality, Wisdom (Tags: , , , , ) |  Comments Off on Stoplight Party

My girlfriend was telling my about a stoplight party that he went to. It was on a boat up in Chicago, a cruise to nowhere kind of thing. The boat goes up the River, out onto Lake Michigan and then back to port about 3 hours later. The passengers are all college age kids who use it for a private party. The key thing to know is that the plastic solo cups are color coded. Red means they have a serious relationship already, yellow means they are careful and picky, and green means they are available and looking. That is really helpful for shy guys. Too bad all the clubs don’t use the color codes. It would save a lot of embarrassing moments.

Fucking Tired

September 23, 2011 // Posted in Living, People, Sexuality, Thoughts (Tags: , , , ) |  Comments Off on Fucking Tired

There is a difference between being alone and being lonely. I like being alone. I like going to bed when I want and not having to deal with someone’s expectations of spending another 30 minutes grunting and sweating. You know what I’m saying? Sometimes i just want to go the fuck to sleep because I’m tired and I need the sleep. If I’m alone I can go to sleep or I can invite someone over if I want to fuck. Thats just the way it is.

Hear This

September 9, 2011 // Posted in Living, People, Sexuality, Thoughts (Tags: ) |  Comments Off on Hear This

A girl I know posted this on her Facebook wall:

“I might not be someone’s first choice, but I’m a great choice.” which is true, she is a great person!

“I may not be rich, but I am valuable.” Again, true. Have you seen that post going around about how you might be de-valuing yourself and marking down your “price” because of low self esteem? That’s a good one, too.

“I don’t pretend to be someone that I’m not because I’m pretty great at being ME.” Ya know, almost everyone pretends to be someone they are not on the first couple of dates. They shine their shoes and carefully choose their clothes – even coordinating underwear, shave their legs (girls) or face (guys, I hope), fuss over their hair and all – and then after the deal is sealed they shower less, toss the makeup, wear XXL teeshirts and sweatpants and get fat. Its human nature and I fight that instinct every day.

“I might not be perfect, but I don’t need to be. Take me as I am, or watch me as I walk away.” Exactly.

Adults should have the right to buy toys

August 7, 2008 // Posted in People, Sexuality, Thoughts (Tags: , , , , ) |  Comments Off on Adults should have the right to buy toys

It amazes me that there are still people in America that think we need to make selling adult toys illegal and that people who use them are criminals. America has been so sexually repressed for so many generations and it is people who live in the oldest living American generation that are against it because anyone that is younger than 50 has no problems with devices to help you get off better, Any one that has ever used lube knows that it works and helps but most women have a vibrator or dildo hidden away in there room somewhere and know that they are a life saver sometimes.

I just hope this is the last we ever hear of a State in America trying to make the sale of sex toys illegal because some one has morality issues with someone getting a better orgasm.